"If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit suprised."

"If they laid all the coeds from Yale end to end...I wouldn't be surprised."

"That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment."

"I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true."

"I really can't come to your party Mrs. Parker, I can't bear fools.' That's strange; your mother could."

"Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea; And love is a thing that can never go wrong; And I am Marie of Romania."

"I refuse to consign the whole male sex to the nursery. I insist on believing that some men are my equals."

"Good leadership consists in showing average people how to do the work of superior people."

"The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool."

"Maybe you and I can't do great things. We may not change the world in one day, but we still can change some things today, in our small way."

"Bullwinkle: You just leave that to my pal. He's the brains of the outfit.General: What does that make you?Bullwinkle: What else? An executive..."

"And the only life which looks down upon the life of political ambition is that of true philosophy. Do you know of any other?"