"Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish."

"If God dropped acid, would he see people?"

"I bought some batteries, but they weren't included."

"It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it."

"I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it."

"If dracula can't see his reflection in the mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?"

"And once again Mr. Sherlock Holmes is free to devote his life to examining those interesting little problems which the complexity of human life so pletifuly presents."

"The nice thing about quotes is that they give us a nodding acquaintance with the originator which is often socially impressive."

"If I make a record I love, then somebody will like it. Maybe not everybody, but that won't matter."

"Dare to be wise. (Sapere Aude)"

"Friends are great and always seem to work by the appropriate will of God."

"Selecting the right person for the right job is the largest part of coaching."