"There are some days when I think I'm going to die from an overdose of satisfaction."

"The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad"

"It is not necessary for the public to know whether I am joking or whether I am serious, just as it is not necessary for me to know it myself."

"There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad."

"I don't do drugs: I am drugs."

"Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it."

"Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should just live next door and just visit now and then."

"If one sticks too rigidly to one's principles, one would hardly see anybody."

"Neither seek nor avoid; take what comes. It is liberty to be affected by nothing. Do not merely endure; be unattached."

"The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run."

"Pressure? This is just a football match. When you do not know how to feed your children, that is pressure."

"Other people's troubles are bearable."