"Mark the perfect man, and behold the upright."

"Unto every one that hath shall be given, and he shall have abundance: but from him that hath not shall be taken away even that which he hath."

"Ye blind guides! which strain at a gnat, and swallow a camel."

"My name is Legion."

"My tongue is the pen of a ready writer."

"Write the vision, and make it plain upon tables, that he may run that readeth it."

"Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat."

"An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last."

"Be contented when you have got all you want."

"Give all to love; obey thy heart."

"Berlin is the testicle of the West. When I want the West to scream, I squeeze on Berlin."

"Let's face it...most relationships you have in life don't work out."