"The first man is of the earth, earthy."

"Very pleasant hast thou been unto me: thy love to me was wonderful, passing the love of women."

"Do not envy a sinner; you don't know what disaster awaits him."

"Her ways are ways of pleasantness, and all her paths are peace."

"Unstable as water, thou shalt not excel."

"The price of wisdom is above-rubies."

"I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia."

"Honest error is to be pitied, not ridiculed."

"There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they cost a quarter. What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel."

"At the present rate of progress, it is almost impossible to imagine any technical feat that cannot be achieved - if it can be achieved at all - within the next few hundred years."

"Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough."

"...free time is an illusion. It's what you get when you die and the gods reward you for a life spent working from dawn until midnight."