"I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is I could be just as proud for half the money."

"Whoever said 'Grandmas are moms with lots of frosting' obviously never licked one."

"Do you want to know the secret of pain? If you just stop feeling it, you can start to use it."

"You are only as wise as others perceive you to be."

"America, why are your libraries full of tears?"

"True friendship is like sound health, the value of it is seldom known until it is lost."

"What if there had been room at the inn?"

"A house is no home unless it contains food and fire for the mind as well as the body."

"The real object of education is to have a man in the condition of continually asking questions."

"Do not let the body be dragged along by mind nor the mind be dragged along by the body"

"Dare to be wise. (Sapere Aude)"

"I have lived some thirty years on this planet and I have yet to hear the first syllable of valuable or even earnest advice from my seniors."