"A good garden may have some weeds."

"Sacred cows make the best hamburger."

"In the depths of my heart I can't help being convniced that my dear fellow men, with few exceptions, are worthless."

"To feel 'fit as a fiddle' you must tone down your middle."

"Our houses are such unwieldy property that we are often imprisoned rather than housed in them."

"What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth ? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad."

"We don't want to start a nuclear war unless we really have to, now do we Jack?"

"With stupidity the gods themselves struggle in vain."

"An investment in knowledge still yields the best returns."

"There is one thing to be remembered: that the assertion-I am God-cannot be made with regard to the sense-world."