"'Tis neither here nor there."

"O, beware, my lord, of jealousy!It is the green-eyed monster which doth mockThe meat it feeds on."

"I wasted time, now time doth waste me."

"The miserable have no other medicine, but only hope."

"There's no bottom, none, in my voluptuousness: Your wives, your daughters, your matrons and your maids, could not fill up the cistern of my lust."

"Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once."

"Sex education classes in our public schools are promoting incest."

"Never try to tell everything you know. It may take too short a time."

"The charms of a passing woman are usually in direct relation to the speed of her passing."

"I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time."

"It is a familiar beast to man, and signifies love."

"The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on a desk that has been exposed to conference."