"People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it."

"Progress might have been all right once, but it went on too long."

"The Preacher, the Politicain, the Teacher, Were each of them once a kiddie. A child, indeed, is a wonderful creature. Do I want one? God Forbiddie!"

"Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long."

"When there are monsters there are miracles."

"Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny -Did you ever try buying them without money?"

"An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is an adventure wrongly considered."

"When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don't feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one."

"As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything."

"Real meaningful endeavours, the biggies in human existence, often require the sacrifice of others."

"We are an impossibility in an impossible universe."

"A good listener is not someone with nothing to say. A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat."